Tonight 'The Shambles' were touched by the Hollywood Dream as GBH (Sorry BJH) Motors were the opposition.

Some of St Trinian's, Doctor Octopus from Spidey 2 & Shaggy from Scooby-doo turnd up for GBH, and "The Joker" on the the touchline. All these characters tend to have flailing arms in tense situations and tonight was no different.

This player now feels like he has been a victim of Happy Slapping as the game panned out like we had stepped into a group of fighting girls, whose best tactics are to slap and push.

This might not have been so bad, had the "The Joker" not added his own unintentional comedy genius to the occasion, waving his arms to give free kicks as the Shambles (particularly me!) got annoyed. Having been blatantly pushed in the chest preventing me from defending, allowing the offender to lay off the ball for the equaliser and then celebrating, I think my anger is justified.

I think the ref must be going to buy a new car this weekend as he seemed to ignore GBH's (Sorry BJH's) fouls, instantly punishing the Shambles who attempted anything similar.

Hope that GBH (Sorry again, must remember BJH) are less clumsy around their cars, Hope the ref gets a good bargain after his compliance.

Whinge over (however prevents violent action)....Full match report to follow